THE LOCALS ARE PAINTING MY NAME ON THE ROADS

Don’t be a pussy, this ten-dollar Chinese seafood buffet in nowhere, Utah seems legit.

Crab. Sushi. Bacon-wrapped shrimp. Pizza. “Tacos”. Lemon meringue pie. Mongolian BBQ. French fries. Mussels.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!

Posted at 9:49pm and tagged with: food poisoning, buffet, Chinese, cycling,.